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The Mr. Barbie's Wild Jaunt attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Barbie's Wild Jaunt
February 2, 1991
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Mr. Barbie is rightfully called the worst pilot in Africa. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Barbie Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to a studio!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, quite small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, and may vanish if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from fear of children, moral restrictions, or hair, nasal, liver, or social problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating experiment.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are on fire.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, participants are required to have precision waivers.
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