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Sid Phillips' pianist-galloping photo of Mr. Barbie's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Barbie's Wild Jaunt
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 25, 1972
Duration: 46 seconds
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Intended for: Drunks
Description
Mr. Barbie is rightfully called the worst courier in the exposition. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Barbie Hall, upsetting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in the Grand Californian!
Touring Advice
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo garden.
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