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At right: Chernabog's buggy-worrying photo of Mr. Barbie's Wild Jaunt
Mr. Barbie's Wild Jaunt
September 25, 2003
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Mr. Barbie has a reputation as the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Barbie Hall, causing havoc in the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even making a Dionysian journey into a pit!
- If you are on a tight schedule, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from neck or brain problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this intimidating attraction.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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