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The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, recklessly disarming in the morning park light

Above: The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, recklessly disarming in the morning park light

Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 17, 1962
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 8 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Rating: Two mouse ears (by "The Privateer" Twitter stream)

Description

Mr. Barbie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in an estate. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Barbie Hall, disrupting the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Wonderland!

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