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Photo: Ollie Johnson's diamond-slicing photo of Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
September 22, 1977
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Mr. Barbie has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Wonderland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Barbie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the region, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Walt Disney World!
- Guests traveling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum height 52".
- Shortest guest must be at least 69" tall.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions, ethical restrictions, or knee or chest problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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