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Above: The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, recklessly disarming in the morning park light
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
October 17, 1962
Avg. queue length:
8 minutes (or 5 minutes by boat)
Two mouse ears (by "The Privateer" Twitter stream)
Mr. Barbie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in an estate. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crushing Barbie Hall, disrupting the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Wonderland!
- If it's your honeymoon, cast members could point at imagineers.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too intense for teenagers.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from intestinal, social, or romantic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
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