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Above: The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of Frontierland
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
November 18, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Six and a smidge tikis
Mr. Barbie has a reputation as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, fracturing Barbie Hall, waking the township, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a territory!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy while telling them that this attraction exists.
- After going on this attraction, it's recommended that you experience something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Explosions may be too frightening for wimps.
- Contains holographic characters.
- During bad weather, this attraction may explode.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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