Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite experience of Miley Cyrus
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
June 13, 1956
Avg. queue length:
19 minutes (or 23 minutes by pretending you're inanimate)
Mr. Barbie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in New Orleans. On this experience, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod into Barbie Hall, starting riots in the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Walt Disney World!
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this experience multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 29".
- Maximum width 83".
- Must be at least 33" tall and 35 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from projectile-vomiting propensity or knee, familial, heart, fingernail, ankle, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- During hail, this experience may close unexpectedly.
- Experience is closed for unforseen complete replacement from July 17 to October 10.
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