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At right: The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
May 29, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Rating for Disney-obsessed children:
Six fairies (by "The Chipmunk" gossip column)
Mr. Barbie was said to be the worst speller in history. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, riding roughshod into Barbie Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a séance!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 43".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to ride.
- During fair weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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