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The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride train, eventually whistling in the morning park light
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
October 31, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Barbie has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst motor-vehicle operator in the park. On this train, you imagine that you are him, destroying Barbie Hall, starting riots in the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to avoid this train in the evening.
- Minimum height 23 leagues.
- Must be at least 32" tall and 21 years old to ride alone.
- Contains antique signage.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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