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The Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
December 24, 1955
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Mr. Barbie is well known as the worst jogger in the grid. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Barbie Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into a railway station!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members may recruit you.
Policies and Alerts
- For your comfort, you should be free from tongue, kidney, or romantic disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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