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Pictured: Ralph's weapon-thrilling photo of Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
Mr. Barbie's Frankly Rude Ride
October 26, 1965
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Mr. Barbie has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this ride, you play that you are him, crushing Barbie Hall, causing havoc in the planet, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of Rainbow Ridge!
- Because it is so defunct, experts recommend that you ride this ride in the afternoon.
- Ride may be too frightening for chickens.
- Ride is closed for seasonal repairs from December 25 to March 21.
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