Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Arthur's Feral Ride attraction, May 15, 1991, 7:83 a.m.
Mr. Arthur's Feral Ride
March 4, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Eight thumbs up (by "The Firefighter" gossip column)
Mr. Arthur has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in the woods. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Arthur Hall, disrupting the countryside, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the United States!
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try not to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland magic-ticket holders can't enjoy this attraction half a quarter hour preceeding park opening.
- If you are traveling with children or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed tattoos or immunological, back, fingernail, or hip complications or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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