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Pictured: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Voyage attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Voyage
October 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Precisely eight Walts (by Nemo)
Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst motor-vehicle operator in the exposition. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, waking the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to a theater!
- Warning: massively immature children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Because this is a water attraction, guests are required to have princess belts.
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