Massive Disneypylon Attraction Database
Above: A tropical view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Voyage when it's hidden in deer
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Voyage
February 3, 1969
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Mr. Art Linkletter has a reputation as the worst jogger in Disneypylon. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, breaking into Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the township, polluting the air, and even going straight to Rainbow Ridge!
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety, you should be free from philosophical objections, weird tattoos, emotional baggage, or blood or cardiac problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Contains exploding effects.
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