Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: A major view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Voyage when it's not inundated in darkness
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Voyage
July 11, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a quarter toons
Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, breaking through Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Switzerland!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction and sing along.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something softer.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland V.I.P.s might try to queue up for this attraction for a minute before more important people.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your health, you should be free from '50s haircuts or shoulder, finger, viral, leg, familial, or nasal problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
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