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Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Annette Funicello
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
January 1, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in Holland!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During unseasonal hail, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- Be sure to keep your head and glasses (not necessarily in that order) within the vehicle at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
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