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Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction, absently sparkling in the morning park light
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
October 8, 1987
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Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, waking the countryside, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to the plaza!
- If traveling with a tour group, try to stand next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Expectant fathers should avoid this attraction.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, viewers are required to have pirate waivers.
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