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Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones

Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones

Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 11, 2009
Duration: 148 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Nine rainbows

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the harbor!

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