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Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme, a favorite attraction of Billy Bones
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
February 11, 2009
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Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of the harbor!
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be hostile to cheerleaders.
- If you are traveling with children or autograph fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Bumping may occur.
- Attraction is closed for removal of holiday overlay from February 5 through June 22.
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