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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction at park closing

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Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 23, 1980
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 72 minutes
Rating: Seven rainbows

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, rupturing Art Linkletter Hall, waking the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the sun!

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