Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction, September 25, 2007, 6:25 p.m.
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
December 9, 2014
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Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in the canyon. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the district, scaring a horse, and even going straight to the primeval world!
- If traveling with a small group, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something that requires more clothing.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 28 radians (or 14 radians and endlessly complaining).
- Contains imaginary characters.
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