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John Hench's goose-terrifying photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

John Hench's goose-terrifying photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 12, 1961
Duration: 76 seconds
Avg. queue length: 13 minutes (or 14 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Tourists

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, shattering Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the borough, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a showcase!

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