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Ferdinand the Bull's decoration-melting photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
January 27, 2007
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Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even braving the flames of Epcot!
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may think if you don't let them.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you'll want to look for something longer.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as the attraction to ride.
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