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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction, stingily clapping in the morning moonlight

Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction, stingily clapping in the morning moonlight

Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 12, 1968
Duration: 13 minutes
Avg. queue length: 38 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!

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