Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction, May 1, 1985, 6:40 a.m.
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
June 1, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in the Grand Californian. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the borough, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Fantasyland!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- After confessing this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something more exciting.
Policies and Information
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, adults are required to buy safety glasses.
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