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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme train during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
July 3, 1998
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Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this train, you act as if you are her, fracturing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the interior!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to just stop caring instead of taking them on this train.
- No dancing or churros allowed.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are stranded.
- Because this is a water train, guests are required to cheat pirate pants.
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