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Miley Cyrus' coupe-terrifying photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Above: Miley Cyrus' coupe-terrifying photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 24, 1983
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Popular with: Conjoined locals

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Downtown Disney!

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