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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme train during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme train during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: July 3, 1998
Duration: 153 seconds
Avg. queue length: 26 minutes
Maximum speed: 13 mph
Rating for cast members: Seven tikis

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this train, you act as if you are her, fracturing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the interior!

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