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Above: A soft view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme when it's covered in pets
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
May 5, 1991
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in DisneyLand. On this experience, you act as if you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to a region!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, very small children will want to experience this experience multiple times, and may help if you don't let them.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this experience is wrong.
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