Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
November 30, 1999
Avg. queue length:
26 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're authentic)
Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the planet, polluting the air, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Spain!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to just walk past this attraction by yourself.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '80s haircuts, runny makeup, or shoulder or elbow complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During bad storms, this attraction may become a water attraction.
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