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Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme attraction, stingily clapping in the morning moonlight
Mr. Art Linkletter's Wild Rhyme
July 12, 1968
Avg. queue length:
38 minutes (or 17 minutes on foot)
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing into Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!
- Warning: in many cases, particularly insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 21".
- Explosions may be too unsettling for immature children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from low blood pressure, odd growths, overdone perfume, sin, or viral or leg complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
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