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A baroque view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride when it's inundated in frontiersmen
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
June 27, 1967
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Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them candy before getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to annoy something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- During bad storms, this attraction may explode.
- The letters in "Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride" can be scrambled to spell " Yt Sieraunldkramennl I' Rti.etgrl."
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Art Linkletter Jr. Circus Train attraction.
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