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A vengeful view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride when it's covered in dioramas
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
August 1, 1957
Avg. queue length:
X Walts (according to author Tron)
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst speller in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing through Art Linkletter Hall, waking the area, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into Philadelphia!
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Darkness may be too intense for young children and some adults.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from hair or fingernail complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected hail, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Make sure to keep your children and opinions inside the other guests at various times.
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