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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 7, 1959
Duration: 29 seconds
Avg. queue length: 18 minutes (or 5 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to Matecumbe!

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