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Picture: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mississippi
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
September 20, 1959
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Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the countryside, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a house!
- Warning: during any second Tuesday, this attraction will be crammed full of pin traders.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from valuable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lycanthropic disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No photography or monkey business encouraged.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, riders are required to purchase themed harnesses.
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