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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its strange anniversary
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
June 28, 2006
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Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Narnia!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by animatronic people.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 38".
- Shortest guest must be at least 49" tall.
- The reference to elements is an obvious anachronism.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Art Linkletter's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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