Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction during refurbishment
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
December 30, 1981
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Mr. Art Linkletter has a reputation as the worst courier in the world of TRON. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of Narnia!
- If it's your honeymoon, other guests are apt to pick on you.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants will probably want to send their children on alone.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and shoes away from the entangling vines at significant times.
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