Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
July 15, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter has a reputation as the worst pilot in history. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even going straight to Tivoli Gardens!
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported signage.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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