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Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride, a favorite attraction of Indiana Jones
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
July 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in an outpost. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, waking the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the heliport!
- If you are sensitive to joysticks, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 30".
- Maximum IQ 78.
- Pilot must be at least 67" tall.
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