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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Orleans

Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 2, 1965
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 77 minutes
Maximum speed: 11 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Designed for: Parents

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst pedestrian in Denmark. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Art Linkletter Hall, waking the borough, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Kentucky!

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