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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
June 11, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, smashing into Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the countryside, being run over by a train, and even receiving judgment in Indiana!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to give them sedatives after trying to find this attraction.
- Minimum height 23".
- Annoyance may occur.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your hats and glasses away from the vehicle at most times.
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