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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
January 12, 1972
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Never targeted at:
Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, shattering Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the township, scaring a horse, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the universe!
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be crammed full of comatose annual pass holders.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 19".
- Must be at least 55" tall and 8 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for very young teenagers.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
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