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Mickey Rooney's paper-screeching photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Mickey Rooney's paper-screeching photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 4, 2012
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 21 minutes

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in history. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!

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