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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mars
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
July 1, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Something like two dollars
Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the desert!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 18".
- Maximum width 31".
- Be sure to hold your hats and shoes away from the cast members at significant times.
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