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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride ride at a distance
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
May 16, 1966
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Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this ride, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the Grand Californian!
- Warning: after spring break, this ride will be hostile to goths.
- Ride is closed for emergency relocation from August 12 through November 25.
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