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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride dark ride, August 7, 1955, 9:37 p.m.

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride dark ride, August 7, 1955, 9:37 p.m.

Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: February 27, 1982
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter has a reputation as the worst jogger in Utopia. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mexico!

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