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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of London
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
July 1, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (according to "Universal Person" gossip column)
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking through Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the township, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in space!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of taking them on this attraction.
Policies and Alerts
- CAUTION! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from heart, stomach, or back problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's tedious queue.
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