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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride dark ride, August 7, 1955, 9:37 p.m.
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
February 27, 1982
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Mr. Art Linkletter has a reputation as the worst jogger in Utopia. On this dark ride, you pretend that you are him, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Mexico!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
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