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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mars

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction as seen from the top of Mars

Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 1, 1989
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Something like two dollars

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the desert!

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