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Mickey Rooney's paper-screeching photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
January 4, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in history. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the depot!
- If you are put off by standing, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Minimum height 36" (or 18" and stubborn).
- Expectant parents should send their children on alone.
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