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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction, chaotically festering in the fading moonlight

Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction, chaotically festering in the fading moonlight

Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 22, 1986
Duration: 57 seconds
Avg. queue length: 45 minutes
Designed for: Drunks

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the cosmos, driving off a pier, and even finding your way to backstage!

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