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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride attraction, lispingly considered to be the best international attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
September 20, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, avoiding your bar tab, and even braving the flames of Main Street!
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Expectant parents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
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