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A haunted view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride when it's not covered in dragons
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
August 17, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in the woods. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, shattering Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even going straight to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Minimum height 39" (or 19.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from cardiac disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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