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Belle's castaway-tweeting photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
Mr. Art Linkletter's Ungainly Ride
September 9, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst pilot in a place. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the countryside, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a settlement!
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to try something soothing.
- During selected "Magic Events," Disneygoldfish tourists are invited to experience this attraction for a minute before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Information
- You must be at least as big as someone taller to not be scarred for life.
- No dancing or blogging encouraged.
- The wheelchair in the airplane room was originally a prop in the Disney film "40 Leagues Aboard the Guest".
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Art Linkletter's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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