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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: December 31, 1976
Duration: 32 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
FASTPASS available: No
Rating: Zero thumbs up

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!

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