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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
April 1, 2013
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- After waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to experience something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land visitors who know the secret password ("Authentic Griffin") are invited to experience this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding regular operating hours.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 91.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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