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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during repairs
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
May 18, 2012
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in America!
- Warning: young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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