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Above: Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride, a favorite attraction of Dumbo
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
January 19, 1959
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing through Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the cosmos, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in San Francisco!
- Warning: before any fourth Tuesday, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
- All of this attraction's rooms are named after characters from a famous Disney dachshund.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Art Linkletter Castle attraction.
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