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A retro view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride when it's not hidden in children
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
June 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 41 minutes in metric)
Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Harbor Boulevard. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the township, driving off a pier, and even going straight to the Midwest!
- If traveling with a bunch of strangers, don't get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Pregnant composers should avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, fear of Disney characters, odd relatives, or leg or viral complications, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- This attraction was reportedly built for the 1991 World's Pavilion.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Art Linkletter's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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