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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 1, 2013
Duration: 88 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Rating: Two Mickeys

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Planet Zurg!

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