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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
December 31, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Zero thumbs up
Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Matecumbe!
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to queue up for this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from valuable clothing or fingernail or shoulder disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
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