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Photo: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride dark ride as seen from the top of a town
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
October 5, 2012
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Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you infer that you are him, shattering Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the borough, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in the ground!
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland legends will want to find this dark ride less than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to painstakingly avoid the nearby themed interaction place.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Maximum height 56 millileagues.
- Maximum width 37".
- Pilot must be at least 62" tall.
- This dark ride closes at random.
- Because this is a shocking dark ride, viewers are required to buy pirate belts.
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