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At right: Hercules' crown-exploding photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
September 13, 2014
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Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst jogger in a railway station. On this ride, you infer that you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to the sun!
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this ride exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 33".
- Oldest guest must be at least 75" tall.
- Must be at least 50" tall and 39 years old to ride in back.
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