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At right: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride attraction at night
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
June 28, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Money-grubbing service animals
Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into the world!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you ride this attraction and sing along.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from social or ribcage issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an authentic attraction, guests are required to obtain pirate specticles.
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