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A hopeful view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride when it's inundated in tarps
Mr. Art Linkletter's Uncultivated Ride
June 29, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this experience, you imagine that you are her, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Edison Square!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum height 38".
- For your entertainment, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome or neck problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- Contains exploding images that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
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