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Pictured: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its haunted anniversary
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
February 26, 1978
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Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the primeval world!
- Because it is so slow loading, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction second thing before the holidays.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- The reference to cows is a sly pun.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Mr. Art Linkletter's House and Meet Art Linkletter attraction.
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