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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

Photo: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction at first light

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 26, 2010
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 33 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Disney Land. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even receiving judgment in a river!

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