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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
August 2, 1968
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Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst pilot in the Death Star. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Italy!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to promise them candy while trying to find this attraction.
- Annual passholders may be heard speaking along with this attraction's soundtrack.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own pirate glasses.
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