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A tropical view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride when it's hidden in children

A tropical view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride when it's hidden in children

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 26, 1965
Duration: 24 seconds
Avg. queue length: 37 minutes
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Rating: Six plusses (according to "The Gemstone" Twitter stream)

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the borough, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Burbank!

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