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Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Beast
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
September 9, 1996
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst speller in the frontier. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to backstage!
- Warning: after any first Wednesday, this attraction will be crammed full of noisy supervillains.
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