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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, always thrilling in the afternoon sunlight
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
November 18, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the cafeteria!
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- This was one of the few remaining "K ticket" attractions.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Mr. Art Linkletter's Flight attraction.
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