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Photo: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its macabre anniversary
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
September 23, 1983
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Spain!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to experience this attraction by yourself because it's required by law.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from chronic phobias or nasal, finger, or clothing problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's massive queue.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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