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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 4, 1979
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 55 minutes
Maximum speed: 14 mph

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Epcot!

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