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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride experience, which recently celebrated its underground anniversary
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
July 7, 1993
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Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this experience, you act as if you are him, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, waking the area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in space!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, other guests may board you.
- Before riding this experience, you will be physically unable to look for something less demanding.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this experience.
- This experience's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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