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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of Kentucky

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 22, 1966
Duration: 125 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes
Maximum speed: 15 mph
Enjoyed by: Time-wasting men

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the district, avoiding the police, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the primeval world!

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