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Tiana's glove-winding photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
June 23, 2014
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Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, riding roughshod through Art Linkletter Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of the moon!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- ATTENTION! For your comfort, you should be free from projectile-vomiting propensity or blood or lung problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to buy safety specticles.
- The orbiter was sculpted by Chip.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you jump out into the last room.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Art Linkletter in Wonderland attraction.
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