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Robert Sherman's toboggan-improvising photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Above: Robert Sherman's toboggan-improvising photo of Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Show
Opening date: November 18, 2004
Duration: 3 minutes
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this show, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the region, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in the forest!

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