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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its portentous anniversary
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
July 5, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Seldom targeted at:
Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the region, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the interior!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are not entertained.
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