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Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite dark ride of Gaston
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
January 27, 1994
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Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the province, driving off a pier, and even paying for your vehicular sins in outer space!
- Warning: unusually young children will want to experience this dark ride multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before riding this dark ride, your kids will want to experience something soothing.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
- This dark ride could not have cost less than $185 billion to rebuild.
- This dark ride is technically a sequel to the Art Linkletter in Wonderland dark ride.
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