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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, almost considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, almost considered to be the worst surreal attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 14, 2005
Duration: 5 minutes
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Walt Disney World. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, riding roughshod through Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the region, scaring a horse, and even going straight to a region!

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