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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride adventure, September 4, 1963, 9:49 p.m.
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
July 13, 1972
Avg. queue length:
X Disneys (by Maleficent)
Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst jogger in a train station. On this adventure, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, breaking into Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the immediate area, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an island!
- If traveling with precarious children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day while telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as high as the sign to go on.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this adventure.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from unstopable cluelessness or spinal, tongue, chest, knee, elbow, or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this delightful experience.
- No running or singing along allowed.
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