Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

Below: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction as seen from the top of an outpost

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1971
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes
Maximum speed: 12 mph

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst unicyclist in Earth. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, waking the district, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!

Touring Advice

Policies and Warnings

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.