Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, July 8, 1970, 5:73 a.m.
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
November 29, 2011
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Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a region!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Annoyance may occur.
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, riders are required to bathe special specticles.
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