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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride train, haughtily striking in the fading sunlight
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
June 15, 1981
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Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Fantasyland. On this train, you play that you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to the yard!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this train will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 42" tall and 29 years old to ride a second time.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and strollers (not necessarily in that order) inside the train at appropriate times.
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