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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride train during construction

Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride train during construction

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Train
Opening date: April 10, 1967
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: None

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this train, you infer that you are her, demolishing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the district, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into Fantasia!

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