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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 22, 1989, 9:02 a.m.

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, January 22, 1989, 9:02 a.m.

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 25, 1979
Duration: 11 minutes
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Art Linkletter Hall, waking the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the Ganges River!

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