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A glorious view of Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride when it's hidden in darkness
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
October 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is well known as the worst bicyclist in a studio. On this train, you drive as if you are him, crushing Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Spain!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively over-stimulated children will want to queue for this train multiple times.
Policies and Notices
- Train may be too startling for chickens.
- This train closes at dusk.
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