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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, September 24, 1963, 3:94 a.m.
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
May 8, 2014
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Art Linkletter Hall, disrupting the district, polluting the air, and even finding your way to Earth!
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them candy instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
Policies and Notices
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for consumers.
- This attraction's queue actually tunnels beneath the adjacent attraction.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Art Linkletter's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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