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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction at dusk
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
May 27, 1971
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Mr. Art Linkletter has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, speeding through the area, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the grid!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in this queue.
- Before riding this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more magical.
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