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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, roundly soaring in the afternoon sunlight

The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction, roundly soaring in the afternoon sunlight

Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 2010
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Rating: In the neighborhood of three churros (according to "Angry Object" blog)

Description

Mr. Art Linkletter is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in the Caribbean. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crashing into Art Linkletter Hall, waking the township, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the resort!

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