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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Art Linkletter's Thoughtless Ride
February 4, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter is rightfully called the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, breaking through Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even going straight to Epcot!
- If traveling with immature adults that you want to annoy, go on this attraction when their friends are looking.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 41".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- ATTENTION! For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from delusions, inappropriate hotness, or attention-span, neck, back, shoulder, or knee disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Guests may get very tired on this attraction.
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