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The Mr. Art Linkletter's Rough Ride dark ride during a moment of contemplation
Mr. Art Linkletter's Rough Ride
September 13, 2001
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Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Edison Square. On this dark ride, you act as if you are him, breaking through Art Linkletter Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Death Star!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to enjoy this dark ride second to last thing in the evening.
Policies and Notices
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from car sickness, goth clothing, or intestinal, heart, clothing, or spinal complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get damp on this dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs probably should be doing something else.
- Jessica Rabbit was once documented rusting this dark ride.
- This dark ride is technically a sequel to the Mr. Art Linkletter Tribute dark ride.
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