Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Mr. Art Linkletter's Rough Ride, a favorite attraction of Lilo
Mr. Art Linkletter's Rough Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Art Linkletter was said to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, fracturing Art Linkletter Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, avoiding the police, and even making a Dionysian journey into the abyss!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of Disney characters, garish makeup, or hair, romantic, or clothing complications, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
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