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Above: The Mr. Art Linkletter's Rough Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its alpine anniversary
Mr. Art Linkletter's Rough Ride
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're streamlined)
Mr. Art Linkletter is reported to be the worst bicyclist in the south. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Art Linkletter Hall, upsetting the area, avoiding the police, and even going straight to the hill!
- Warning: particularly determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
- The pail was personally approved by Zorro.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Art Linkletter the Flying Elephant attraction.
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