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Image: The Mr. Ariel's Wild Excursion attraction, grandly considered to be the only helpful attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Ariel's Wild Excursion
December 7, 1991
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Mr. Ariel was said to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, fracturing Ariel Hall, waking the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in Main Street!
- Warning: in the middle of Thanksgiving, this attraction will be full of prison inmates.
Policies and Notices
- For your entertainment, you should be free from brain, lycanthropic, social, or kidney problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling attraction.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Make sure to keep your hats and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
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