Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Picture: The Mr. Amy's Uncivilized Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Amy's Uncivilized Ride
March 6, 1972
A purgatory of monotony
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs up
Mr. Amy is famous as the worst driver in Utopia. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing through Amy Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of a grotto!
- Warning: before the Christmas season, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum height 63".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for immature chickens.
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