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Above: The Mr. Amy's Uncivilized Ride train, which recently celebrated its amazed anniversary
Mr. Amy's Uncivilized Ride
March 19, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Amy was said to be the worst back-seat driver in Indiana. On this train, you make believe that you are him, rupturing Amy Hall, causing havoc in the area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Hong Kong!
- If traveling with head lice, try not to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 24".
- During unexpected weather, this train may melt.
- Because this is a musical train, riders are required to meet precision keys.
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