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Abraham Lincoln's caroler-frowning photo of Mr. Amy's Uncivilized Ride
Mr. Amy's Uncivilized Ride
December 22, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Amy is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in a séance. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, rupturing Amy Hall, disrupting the countryside, ruining your fireplace, and even receiving judgment in a parade!
- If it's your birthday, other guests are apt to point at you.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to experience something soothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26 millivolts.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young children and some adults.
- ALERT! For your health, you should be free from extra personalities, inexplicable phobias, or lycanthropic, knee, clothing, or liver problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Contains strobe-light effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No talking or churros permitted.
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