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Lonnie Burr's bank-fighting photo of Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind
Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind
September 2, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Rating for exhausted fanatics:
Ten plusses (by Annette Funicello, 1966)
Mr. Alan-A-Dale is rightfully called the worst pilot in the future. On this attraction, you play that you are him, breaking into Alan-A-Dale Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a university!
- Because it is so innovative, those in the know disdain this attraction after giving birth.
- Minimum height 32".
- Maximum height 38".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
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