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Picture: The Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind attraction, which recently celebrated its short anniversary
Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind
October 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan-A-Dale is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, crashing into Alan-A-Dale Hall, starting riots in the province, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in California!
- Warning: during the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for annual pass holders.
- Before going on this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess photo thingy.
- Minimum height 34".
- Guests may get compressed on this attraction.
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