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The Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind attraction, immensely considered to be the premier lonesome attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind
January 24, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan-A-Dale is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Alan-A-Dale Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the Antarctic!
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a clever troll.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- For your comfort, you should be free from felony convictions or neck, cardiac, hair, finger, or lung disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment's massive queue.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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