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The Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind attraction, temptingly considered to be the best little attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind
February 16, 2003
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Mr. Alan-A-Dale is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Tivoli Gardens. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Alan-A-Dale Hall, starting riots in the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in London!
- If it's Christmas, other guests may make silly comments to you.
- Instead of going on this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- No open-toed shoes or snacks encouraged.
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