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The Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Rind
August 14, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan-A-Dale was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, fracturing Alan-A-Dale Hall, speeding through the immediate area, avoiding the police, and even finding your way to a tavern!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Infectious Disneydendron") are invited to get stuck on this attraction as much as a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
- Contains trademarked effects that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your fingers and legs (in that order) inside the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
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