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The Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Riled attraction, adventurously considered to be the worst massive attraction at Disneyland
Mr. Alan-A-Dale's Wild Riled
January 26, 2001
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Mr. Alan-A-Dale is well known as the worst bicyclist in an island. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, crashing into Alan-A-Dale Hall, upsetting the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a hole!
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, go on this attraction only under pain of death.
Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from punk haircuts or spinal complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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