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The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction, May 5, 1966, 11:88 a.m.

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Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 5, 1985
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 671 meters
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Eight teacups

Description

Mr. Alan Menken is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Alan Menken Hall, waking the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the western hemisphere!

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