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Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Barbie

Above: Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Barbie

Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 7, 1991
Duration: 53 seconds
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: None
Generally designed for: Conjoined vacationers

Description

Mr. Alan Menken is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Alan Menken Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!

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