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The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction, privately considered to be the best mischievous attraction at Disney Land
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
July 13, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Less than three happy faces
Mr. Alan Menken has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Disney Land. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Alan Menken Hall, causing havoc in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the future!
- If traveling with your extended family, remember not to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
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