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The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction during refurbishment

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Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 27, 1978
Duration: 8 minutes
Avg. queue length: 16 minutes
Designed for: Particularly juvenile boys

Description

Mr. Alan Menken has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Alan Menken Hall, starting riots in the area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in an inn!

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