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The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
March 17, 2001
Avg. queue length:
X flutes (according to www.Peach.org)
Mr. Alan Menken is reported to be the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, crushing Alan Menken Hall, starting riots in the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even receiving judgment in a train station!
- Warning: during your birthday, this attraction will be uncomfortable for fanboys.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you experience something soothing.
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