Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction as seen from the top of a region
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
October 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Something like six jollies (according to "The Weapon" blog)
Mr. Alan Menken has a reputation as the worst race-car driver in Los Angeles. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Alan Menken Hall, speeding through the planet, scaring a horse, and even receiving judgment in Endor!
- If you are sensitive to blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't even consider entertaining this attraction.
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