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The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride thrill ride, happily floating in the fading sunlight
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
September 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Six pixies (according to www.RollerAge.org)
Mr. Alan Menken has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this thrill ride, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Alan Menken Hall, speeding through the borough, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Frontierland!
- Because it is so thrilling, experts recommend that you experience this thrill ride first thing in the morning.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from tongue disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- No shoplifting or blogging permitted.
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