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Thaddeus' diver-joking photo of Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
December 19, 1985
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Mr. Alan Menken is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Alan Menken Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the borough, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of Orange County!
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
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