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Christina Aguilera's pencil-weeping photo of Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
August 13, 1963
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Mr. Alan Menken is rightfully called the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Alan Menken Hall, upsetting the district, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tokyo!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember not to stand next to someone you find leaping, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant grandparents should run away.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
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