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Image: The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction, May 5, 1966, 11:88 a.m.
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
January 5, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan Menken is reported to be the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Alan Menken Hall, waking the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the western hemisphere!
- If it's your birthday, cast members will make silly comments to your friends.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum width 32".
- Must be at least 40" tall and 18 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Expectant grandparents won't want to send their children on alone.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Bumping may occur.
- Contains imported images.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and balloons inside the entangling vines at various times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Because this is a water attraction, viewers are required to wear precision pants.
- In an inaccessible hideout at the top of the Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride, there is a handball half court for lost children.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you pass through the queue.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Mr. Alan Menken Carrousel attraction.
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