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The Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride attraction at midday
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
February 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan Menken is well known as the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, riding roughshod into Alan Menken Hall, upsetting the borough, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a place!
- If traveling with tweens , they won't want to ride this attraction at least once.
- Pregnant pies will probably want to not ride.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from tongue, chest, attention-span, hip, or back disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During fair weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Monkey of Tomorrowland.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Mr. Alan Menken's Enchanted Tiki Room attraction.
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