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A patriotic view of Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride when it's not bathed in machines
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
April 19, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Alan Menken is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, rupturing Alan Menken Hall, causing havoc in the district, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in Matecumbe!
- Warning: very over-stimulated children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 46".
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young teenagers.
- Guests may get tired on this attraction.
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