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Above: Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride, a favorite attraction of Barbie
Mr. Alan Menken's Largely Random Ride
May 7, 1991
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Mr. Alan Menken is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, crushing Alan Menken Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Harbor Boulevard!
- If traveling with unruly children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while telling them that this attraction exists.
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