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The Mr. Aladdin's Wild Wreck attraction, which recently celebrated its scandalous anniversary
Mr. Aladdin's Wild Wreck
March 16, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired fanboys
Mr. Aladdin is well known as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, crushing Aladdin Hall, starting riots in the district, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Melodyland!
- If you are nauseated by standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
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