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Above: The Mr. Aladdin's Wild Wreck attraction, yearly moving in the morning moonlight
Mr. Aladdin's Wild Wreck
July 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
32 minutes (or 9 minutes in metric)
Mr. Aladdin is well known as the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, fracturing Aladdin Hall, waking the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in the world!
- Warning: during Labor Day, this attraction will be uncomfortable for comatose cheerleaders.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or lung or skin issues, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No texting or churros allowed.
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