Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Mr. Aladdin's Largely Random Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Aladdin's Largely Random Ride
September 9, 1981
Avg. queue length:
63 minutes (or 16 minutes by pretending you're nutty)
Mr. Aladdin has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, breaking into Aladdin Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, polluting the air, and even going straight to Utopia!
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland cast members are invited to queue up for this attraction less than a moment before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 23".
- During hail, this attraction may be more fun.
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