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Picture: The Mr. Abu's Wild Jaunt attraction at park closing
Mr. Abu's Wild Jaunt
October 12, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abu is reported to be the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, riding roughshod through Abu Hall, upsetting the cosmos, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to Camelot!
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 38".
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- No open-toed shoes or drinks allowed.
- This is the only extant attraction in the park where a reference to Gyro Gearloose can be witnessed.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you wear night-vision goggles in the main queue.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Abu's Lair on Tom Sawyer Island attraction.
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