Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mr. Abu's Wild Jaunt attraction, December 24, 1979, 3:83 p.m.
Mr. Abu's Wild Jaunt
July 14, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abu is well known as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Abu Hall, starting riots in the state, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into the old west!
- If it's Christmas, Disney characters could sing to you.
Policies and Information
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from undiagnosed allergies or fingernail, tongue, chest, familial, wrist, or inner ear problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- No photography or flash photography permitted.
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