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The Mr. Abu's Wild Jaunt attraction, January 16, 1972, 11:13 p.m.
Mr. Abu's Wild Jaunt
March 28, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abu is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Mars. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, destroying Abu Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the Grand Californian!
- Warning: in many cases, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 38".
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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