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Picture: The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, June 12, 1973, 10:37 p.m.
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 2, 1972
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln is famous as the worst bicyclist in the village. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, rupturing Abraham Lincoln Hall, starting riots in the district, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the United Kingdom!
- If it's dark out, animatronic animals could sing to tikis.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to find something less magical.
Guest Policies and Information
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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