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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, greatly striking in the shrouded sunlight

Above: The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, greatly striking in the shrouded sunlight

Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: September 19, 1996
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes
Rating: Ten teacups

Description

Mr. Abraham Lincoln has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in China. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Abraham Lincoln Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Toontown!

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