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Picture: The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of Melodyland
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
February 12, 2013
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln is well known as the worst bicycle messenger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crashing into Abraham Lincoln Hall, upsetting the area, being run over by a train, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Disney Drive!
- If you are disturbed by cuteness, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland pet owners should queue up for this attraction for a half hour preceeding park opening.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from hair, liver, ankle, finger, lycanthropic, or skin issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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