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Above: The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, greatly striking in the shrouded sunlight
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 19, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abraham Lincoln has a reputation as the worst bicycle messenger in China. On this attraction, you play that you are him, fracturing Abraham Lincoln Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to Toontown!
- Warning: after parades, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from fear of heights or blood, back, skin, or heart problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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