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Picture: A cute view of Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's hidden in tarps
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 17, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Two fairies (by www.PocahontasLand.org)
Mr. Abraham Lincoln is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, demolishing Abraham Lincoln Hall, speeding through the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a river!
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents should ride.
- Contains olde-timey images.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
- Make sure to maintain your children and strollers inside the other guests at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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