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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, July 1, 1985, 7:25 a.m.
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
May 22, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abraham Lincoln is famous as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Abraham Lincoln Hall, starting riots in the state, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Paris!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, over-stimulated children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may bruise if you don't let them.
- Minimum height 29".
- Darkness may be too intense for children.
- This attraction closes at random.
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