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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 31, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears
Mr. Abraham Lincoln has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, riding roughshod through Abraham Lincoln Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding the police, and even receiving judgment in the United Kingdom!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction repeatedly because it's required by law.
- Pregnant cobras won't want to avoid this attraction.
- No photography or blogging permitted.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- This is the only operating attraction in this land in which a glimpse of Maynard can be seen.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Jiminy Cricket when you first enter the attraction vehicle.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Abraham Lincoln in Wonderland attraction.
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