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Above: The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, quarterly flying in the evening moonlight
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 15, 2011
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln was said to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, crashing through Abraham Lincoln Hall, waking the state, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to sing to you.
- Before experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 37".
- Pilot must be at least 40" tall.
- For your safety, you should be in good health and free from blinding perfume, sin, or spinal or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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