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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction

The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction

Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 23, 1987
Duration: 37 seconds
Avg. queue length: 32 minutes

Description

Mr. Abraham Lincoln is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a séance. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Abraham Lincoln Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a waterfall!

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