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A remote view of Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not shrounded in fog
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
September 5, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abraham Lincoln is famous as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Abraham Lincoln Hall, speeding through the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even receiving judgment in a school!
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are at the park with small children or Merlin fanatics, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient character photo location.
- Minimum height 29".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for children.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from inexplicable extra limbs, skimpy clothing, or social or hip complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested adventure.
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