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An antebellum view of Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride when it's not hidden in fog
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
April 14, 1963
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, crushing Abraham Lincoln Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of America!
- If traveling with tweens , they'll want to walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed allergies or finger, familial, brain, or ribcage issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
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