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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction as seen from the top of a town
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
December 16, 1957
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, demolishing Abraham Lincoln Hall, disrupting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even receiving judgment in the Caribbean!
- Because it is so intimidating, try not to experience this attraction second to last thing after brunch.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable character meet-and-greet garden.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from weird allergies or neck, fingernail, brain, kidney, blood, or knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your fingers and glasses inside the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Because this is a 3D attraction, guests are required to buy pirate specticles.
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