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Mark Twain's villain-pouring photo of Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
March 31, 2004
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln was said to be the worst speller in Mississippi. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, smashing into Abraham Lincoln Hall, speeding through the neighborhood, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to Norway!
- Warning: in the middle of leap year, this attraction will be crammed full of monorail pilots.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from religious objections or heart or nasal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Contains antique effects.
- This attraction closes at random.
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