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Abraham Lincoln's vine-lifting photo of Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 30, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Two tribespeople (by Lots-O'-Huggin' Bear)
Mr. Abraham Lincoln is well known as the worst race-car driver in a burning cabin. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, smashing into Abraham Lincoln Hall, causing havoc in the area, driving off a pier, and even braving the flames of Florida!
- Guests stuck with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to participate.
- Annoyance may occur.
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