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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at night
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
October 24, 2006
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln is rightfully called the worst race-car driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing into Abraham Lincoln Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the cosmos, wasting fossil fuel, and even making a Dionysian journey into jail!
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Expectant mothers may not ride.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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