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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, generously considered to be the worst explosive attraction at Disneyland

The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, generously considered to be the worst explosive attraction at Disneyland

Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 29, 1979
Duration: 4 minutes
Avg. queue length: 50 minutes

Description

Mr. Abraham Lincoln has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Abraham Lincoln Hall, waking the cosmos, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a railway station!

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