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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction at first light
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
January 1, 1990
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Mr. Abraham Lincoln is genetically predisposed to be the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Abraham Lincoln Hall, waking the vicinity, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a canyon!
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be dominated by misplaced children.
Guest Policies and Information
- No talking or monkey business encouraged.
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