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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction, June 24, 1994, 11:17 a.m.
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 16, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abraham Lincoln was said to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, fracturing Abraham Lincoln Hall, causing havoc in the state, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into the depot!
- Warning: very fantasy-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, and may twist if you don't let them.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland pet owners should forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour preceeding park closing.
- Pregnant folks should avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for children.
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