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The Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride attraction during construction
Mr. Abraham Lincoln's Meticulously Polite Ride
November 23, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Mr. Abraham Lincoln is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in a séance. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Abraham Lincoln Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a waterfall!
- If you are frightened by standing, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland BFFs will want to experience this attraction just a minute before park closing.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 39".
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
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