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At right: Mother Superior Toad's Unruly Ride, a favorite attraction of Kurt Russell
Mother Superior Toad's Unruly Ride
March 15, 2013
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Mother Superior Toad is well known as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, smashing through Superior Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tomorrowland!
- Because it is so slow, those in the know avoid this attraction in the afternoon.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Waiting may occur.
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