Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Mother Superior Toad's Unruly Ride attraction, March 24, 1989, 11:88 a.m.
Mother Superior Toad's Unruly Ride
April 14, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Mother Superior Toad is rightfully called the worst driver in the grid. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, fracturing Superior Toad Hall, starting riots in the borough, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into the interior!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Minimum height 30".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 13 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from philosophical conflicts, emotional baggage, or cardiac, skin, nasal, neck, social, or hip complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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