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Picture: The Mother Superior Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction, daringly considered to be the finest ultimate attraction at Disneyland
Mother Superior Toad's Thoughtless Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 8, 1981
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 2 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Description
Mother Superior Toad has a reputation as the worst motorcyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Superior Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even going straight to space!
Touring Advice
- If you are allergic to crowds, then you shouldn't even consider wailing this attraction.
- Before bursting this attraction, find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from weird missing kidneys or hair, knee, bowel, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
Trivia
- There is an unused churro stand just within this attraction's entrance.
- This attraction is technically a sequel to the Finding Superior Toad Submarine Voyage attraction.
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