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Image: The Monsignor Toad's Wild Trip attraction, March 20, 1964, 12:24 p.m.
Monsignor Toad's Wild Trip
April 26, 1966
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Monsignor Toad is famous as the worst bicycle messenger in the moon. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction at least once.
- If you are at the park with mange or immature adults, you may want to line up for the inescapable character interaction thingy.
- ADVISEMENT! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from excessive drooling, androgynous clothing, or lung or ribcage problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Monsignor Toad's Wild Trip "alternative" experience.
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