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A scientific view of Monsignor Toad's Wild Rice when it's not hidden in fog
Monsignor Toad's Wild Rice
October 23, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Plus or minus two plusses
Monsignor Toad is reported to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Caribbean!
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by passive-aggressive vampires.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you look for something more exciting.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from hysterical blindness or spinal or chest complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains antique images.
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