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Above: Monsignor Toad's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Figment
Monsignor Toad's Wild Expedition
November 7, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Three and a half pirates
Monsignor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, breaking into Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the abyss!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to abandon this attraction with a funny hat on.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains trademarked effects.
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