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The Monsignor Toad's Wild Expedition attraction, October 1, 1989, 10:05 p.m.
Monsignor Toad's Wild Expedition
May 15, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Monsignor Toad was said to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the province, wasting fossil fuel, and even braving the flames of a plantation!
- Guests traveling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a speedy bedknob.
Policies and Alerts
- Attraction may be too intense for young adults.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or immunological, ribcage, attention-span, chin, familial, or nasal issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at random.
- No babies or dawdling allowed.
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