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The Monsignor Toad's Wild Expedition attraction, handsomely shaving in the afternoon sunlight
Monsignor Toad's Wild Expedition
May 15, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Monsignor Toad is reported to be the worst long-haul trucker in Disneytoilet. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even going straight to Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- Warning: excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you try something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from high blood pressure, unexplained growths, water-soluable clothing, or heart, nasal, lycanthropic, hip, or viral problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The initials printed on the chairs is a bad joke.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Monsignor Toad's Car Toon Spin attraction.
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