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At right: The Monsignor Toad's Unruly Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its industriously anniversary
Monsignor Toad's Unruly Ride
May 28, 1976
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Monsignor Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, fracturing Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, driving off a pier, and even going straight to a hotel!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to stand next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to select something with less people on it.
- For your safety, you should be free from wrist or romantic problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and glasses (in that order) inside the wild animals at various times.
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