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Below: Mister Toad's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Chip
Mister Toad's Wild Expedition
April 16, 2003
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Mister Toad has a reputation as the worst back-seat driver in Mississippi. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, waking the region, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Atlantis!
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Minor Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders may be able to visualize this attraction more than a quarter hour prior to the park reaches capacity.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient Squanto meet-and-greet garden.
- Pregnant folks should ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from hiccoughs or personal, tongue, stomach, or hair disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- Contains holographic illusions that may cause inappropriate laughter.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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