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The Miss Toad's Wild Wreck attraction, accurately considered to be the finest seamless attraction at Disneyland
Miss Toad's Wild Wreck
June 23, 1976
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Miss Toad is well known as the worst long-haul trucker in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, waking the province, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into the canyon!
- Warning: before a full moon, this attraction will be crammed full of reprobates.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from sin or intestinal, familial, finger, or inner ear disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
- During storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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