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Above: The Miss Toad's Wild Journey attraction during repairs
Miss Toad's Wild Journey
October 13, 2012
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Miss Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into a river!
- If you are sensitive to cuteness, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Unborn infants may particularly want to avoid this attraction.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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