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Oogie's pilot-avenging photo of Miss Toad's Wild Journey
Miss Toad's Wild Journey
January 25, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (by "Evil Reed" newsletter)
Miss Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Burbank. On this attraction, you make believe that you are her, shattering Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even going straight to the Death Star!
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to see what you can do to get thrown out of the park.
- You must be at least as large as a cobra to ride.
- Maximum width 66".
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from odd phobias, goth clothing, or brain disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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