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Frank Thomas' antagonists-flocking photo of Miss Toad's Wild Drive
Miss Toad's Wild Drive
July 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Miss Toad is famous as the worst bicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to a prairie!
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to just stop caring after taking them on this attraction.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, goth clothing, '80s haircuts, or nasal, shoulder, romantic, chest, bowel, or personal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may not be operating.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, riders are required to purchase precision pants.
- The trees near this attraction are home to many drunken grad-nite students.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Miss Toad Carrousel attraction.
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