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Miss Toad's Wild Drive, a favorite attraction of Captain Hook
Miss Toad's Wild Drive
June 9, 1987
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Miss Toad is famous as the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the cosmos, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into a village!
- If you are intolerant of crowds, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
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