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Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride, a favorite attraction of Dale
Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride
December 3, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Miss Toad is rightfully called the worst jogger in Burbank. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, disrupting the province, driving off a pier, and even receiving judgment in Marceline Missouri!
- Warning: insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health or free from inappropriate drooling or fingernail, hair, familial, or bowel complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and legs inside the cast members at all times.
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