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Squanto's cactus-reposing photo of Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Squanto's cactus-reposing photo of Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride

Attraction type: Ride
Opening date: March 31, 2002
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 46 minutes (or 38 minutes by pretending you're joyful)

Description

Miss Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this ride, you make believe that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, starting riots in the immediate area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even making a Dionysian journey into Camelot!

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