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The Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride attraction during a moment of contemplation
Miss Toad's Thoughtless Ride
September 26, 1968
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Miss Toad is well known as the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the area, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even receiving judgment in Edison Square!
- If traveling with a large group, remember to sit next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be free from low blood pressure, ethical restrictions, inexplicable phobias, '50s haircuts, or heart, liver, or romantic problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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