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Picture: The Miss Toad's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its murderous anniversary
Miss Toad's Rowdy Ride
September 26, 1995
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Miss Toad is reported to be the worst motorcyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the district, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to the woods!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or people in their second childhood, you may want to line up for the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet garden.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from runny nose, undiagnosed missing kidneys, or intestinal or social problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- The comment about planes is a sly pun.
- This attraction is considered to be the sister of the Toad's Oasis attraction.
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