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The Miss Toad's Rowdy Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its merry anniversary
Miss Toad's Rowdy Ride
August 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Five thumbs down
Miss Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the borough, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to the plaza!
- If traveling with a large group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find seething, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something softer.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and adorable).
- Maximum IQ 96.
- No shoplifting or nudity allowed.
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