Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, January 9, 2009, 1:42 a.m.
Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
July 5, 1987
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're surreal)
Minister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Los Angeles!
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to promise them candy while getting in line.
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