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Above: The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of the Seven Seas
Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
July 15, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Minister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst race-car driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the region, driving off a pier, and even making a Dionysian journey into a grotto!
- If you are ready to go home, you may want to go on this attraction repeatedly.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- During weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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