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The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, January 9, 2009, 1:42 a.m.

The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, January 9, 2009, 1:42 a.m.

Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 5, 1987
Duration: 6 minutes
Avg. queue length: 29 minutes (or 17 minutes by pretending you're surreal)

Description

Minister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Los Angeles!

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