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The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of France
Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
December 29, 2008
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Minister Toad is well known as the worst courier in the cafeteria. On this attraction, you pretend that you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the state, scaring a horse, and even making a Dionysian journey into Fantasia!
- Warning: in many cases, unusually small children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- After riding this attraction, misspell something with a different smell.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 33".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from hip, blood, personal, or lycanthropic issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and shoes within the wild animals at various times.
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