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Above: The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction at a distance
Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
September 2, 2003
Avg. queue length:
40 minutes (or 16 minutes in metric)
Minister Toad is famous as the worst driver in Canada. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, speeding through the cosmos, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into California!
- If you are intolerant of standing, then you have no business riding this attraction.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from personal, ankle, or hip complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, adults are required to purchase safety specticles.
- This is the only remaining attraction in this land near which a reference to Michael Jackson can be witnessed.
- This attraction is thematically related to the Minister Toad Astro Blasters attraction.
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