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The Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride show, March 26, 1956, 9:11 a.m.
Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
November 19, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Seven and a fraction smiles
Minister Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this show, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the region, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the exposition!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, unusually determined children will want to queue for this show multiple times.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from philosophical objections, unstopable chattiness, or chest, social, heart, bowel, knee, or leg disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Make sure to keep your fingers and opinions (not necessarily in that order) within the cast members at appropriate times while it is in motion.
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