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Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Art Linkletter
Minister Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
July 19, 1967
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Minister Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Canada. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the district, scaring a horse, and even braving the flames of an estate!
- If traveling with a large group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- WARNING! For your safety, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, punk haircuts, or knee or intestinal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Contains exploding scenes.
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