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The Midshipman Toad's Wild Journey attraction, greedily irritating in the morning candlelight
Midshipman Toad's Wild Journey
May 19, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Midshipman Toad has a reputation as the worst bicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the township, setting a bad example for young guests, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Chick-a-Pin Hill!
- Guests traveling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something more magical.
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be free from high blood pressure, bad haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or stomach, finger, or hip disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Because this is a water attraction, riders are required to wear custom pests.
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