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The Midshipman Toad's Wild Excursion attraction at park closing
Midshipman Toad's Wild Excursion
June 15, 2006
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Midshipman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst drunk driver in a railway station. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to a tavern!
- If it's your birthday, annual passholders are apt to make silly comments to you.
- After waiting for this attraction, your kids will want to select something in a distant area of the park.
- Expectant mothers should use the restroom first.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or romantic, kidney, stomach, immunological, or fingernail issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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