Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Midshipman Toad's Wild Excursion, a favorite attraction of Launchpad Mcquack
Midshipman Toad's Wild Excursion
October 2, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Midshipman Toad was said to be the worst jogger in the park. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, speeding through the region, polluting the air, and even making a Dionysian journey into Epcot!
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive monorail pilots.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be free from runny nose or elbow problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, riders are required to predate themed crows.
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