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The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hotel
Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
March 8, 1992
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Midshipman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Kentucky!
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
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