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The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hotel

The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of a hotel

Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 8, 1992
Duration: 114 seconds
Avg. queue length: 15 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph

Description

Midshipman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, causing havoc in the township, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even finding your way to Kentucky!

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