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The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary

The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, which recently celebrated its teal anniversary

Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 2, 1967
Duration: Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length: 22 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
FASTPASS available: No
Intended for: Groups

Description

Midshipman Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, starting riots in the township, being run over by a train, and even making a Dionysian journey into Grand Canyon!

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