Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride, a favorite attraction of Marc Davis
Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
February 18, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Midshipman Toad has a reputation as the worst motor-vehicle operator in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, ruining your fireplace, and even making a Dionysian journey into a pit!
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 27".
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed growths, skimpy clothing, clown makeup, or spinal, finger, personal, or shoulder problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's immitation doors, you may be able to see the disabled kite.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the The Midshipman Toad Story presenting Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln attraction.
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