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Above: The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, July 9, 2004, 12:07 p.m.
Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
September 18, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Midshipman Toad was said to be the worst pilot in Indiana. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the countryside, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even braving the flames of the park!
- Warning: excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- Yawning may occur.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your children and glasses inside the wild animals at all times.
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