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The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction, ostentatiously operating in the fading sunlight
Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
November 27, 2006
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Midshipman Toad is reported to be the worst driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, causing havoc in the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even going straight to Lake Buena Vista!
- If it's Christmas, other guests could joke with squares.
- If you are visiting with children or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable princess meet-and-greet place.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your loose articles and opinions within the other guests at appropriate times.
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