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At right: The Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride attraction as seen from the top of a kingdom
Midshipman Toad's Frankly Rude Ride
August 6, 2002
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Midshipman Toad is well known as the worst pedestrian in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the vicinity, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the desert!
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know queue up for this attraction after the holidays.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland celebrities will want to forget about this attraction more than a minute after it's being physically possible to do so.
Guest Policies and Information
- During fair thunder storms, this attraction may smell funny.
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