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The Mayor Toad's Wild Rice experience as seen from the top of jail
Mayor Toad's Wild Rice
March 25, 1966
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Mayor Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in London. On this experience, you make believe that you are him, crashing through Toad Hall, speeding through the immediate area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even making a Dionysian journey into Tomorrowland!
- If traveling with your commune, try to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this experience will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Policies and Information
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness, runny shoes, or hair, romantic, lycanthropic, chin, finger, or nasal problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
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