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The Master Toad's Wild Excursion attraction, April 21, 2003, 6:39 p.m.
Master Toad's Wild Excursion
February 5, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Six plusses (by "Precision Dictionary" discussion forum)
Master Toad has a reputation as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, shattering Toad Hall, speeding through the area, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even finding your way to the plaza!
- If it's your honeymoon, Disney characters could joke with bulbs.
- Minimum height 47".
- During bad thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- The law requires you to hold your hats and pins away from the entangling vines at most times.
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