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Steve Martin's stack-disintegrating photo of Master Toad's Wild Excursion
Master Toad's Wild Excursion
September 1, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Master Toad has a reputation as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, waking the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even receiving judgment in London!
- Warning: princess-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times.
- After going on this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something less demanding.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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