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The Master Toad's Wild Excursion attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Master Toad's Wild Excursion
April 28, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Master Toad is rightfully called the worst long-haul trucker in Critter Country. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even finding your way to Marceline Missouri!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland tourists are invited to experience this attraction as much as a quarter hour before park opening.
Policies and Warnings
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns, unstopable headgear, or lycanthropic, chin, liver, intestinal, ribcage, or clothing problems, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from June 25 until about September 19.
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