Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Marshal Toad's Wild Vacation attraction at park opening
Marshal Toad's Wild Vacation
May 19, 1961
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Marshal Toad is reported to be the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are him, crushing Toad Hall, speeding through the province, setting a bad example for young guests, and even finding your way to a tavern!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to ride this attraction at least once so you never have to again.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Ideal Cow") may be able to visit this attraction more than a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- Explosions may be too startling for very young wimps.
- For your safety, you should be free from extra personalities, distracting allergies, or tongue, shoulder, immunological, viral, personal, or lung disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- This attraction could not have cost less than $351 trillion to refurbish.
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Marshal Toad Castle attraction.
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