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Pictured: The Marshal Toad's Wild Vacation dark ride as seen from the top of a hole
Marshal Toad's Wild Vacation
April 8, 1966
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Marshal Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst drunk driver in Disneyland. On this dark ride, you act as if you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the immediate area, ruining your fireplace, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Harbor Boulevard!
- If it's your anniversary, cast members may pick on you.
- After going on this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something with less people on it.
Guest Policies and Information
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or chest, intestinal, immunological, clothing, spinal, or chin problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this dark ride.
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