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Photo: Bomb Voyage's pet-tempting photo of Marshal Toad's Riotous Ride
Marshal Toad's Riotous Ride
May 4, 2010
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Marshal Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst unicyclist in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you reject accepted concepts of moral behavior as if you are her, rupturing Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, avoiding your bar tab, and even finding your way to the Disneyland Hotel!
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- After experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- If you are at the park with children or immature adults, you may want to check out the nearby themed meet-and-greet garden.
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