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Above: The Marquis Toad's Wild Rice attraction during a moment of contemplation
Marquis Toad's Wild Rice
October 1, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a quarter thumbs up
Marquis Toad is reported to be the worst bicycle messenger in the Caribbean. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, disrupting the district, driving off a pier, and even going straight to Melodyland!
- If traveling with real children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day before getting in line.
- ADVISEMENT! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, felony convictions, or ribcage or shoulder issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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