Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Marchioness Toad's Wild Outing, a favorite attraction of Piglet
Marchioness Toad's Wild Outing
August 30, 1977
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Marchioness Toad has a reputation as the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are him, riding roughshod into Toad Hall, breaking traffic laws all over the neighborhood, setting a bad example for young guests, and even braving the flames of the circus!
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to talk too much to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Yawning may occur.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that may over-enjoy this attraction.
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