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Image: The Marchioness Toad's Wild Outing experience, laterally considered to be the only national experience at Disneyland
Marchioness Toad's Wild Outing
November 18, 1991
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Marchioness Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst motor-vehicle operator in a hole. On this experience, you imagine that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the province, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even finding your way to Earth!
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively pirate-addicted children will want to queue for this experience multiple times.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to participate.
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