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At right: Bo Peep's attendee-roving photo of Majordomo Toad's Wild Journey
Majordomo Toad's Wild Journey
February 1, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Majordomo Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst courier in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are him, demolishing Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even going straight to the village!
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to just stop caring after getting in line.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more relaxing.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as statuesque as your bank to not be scarred for life.
- Darkness may be too unsettling for young children.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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