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The Majordomo Toad's Uncultivated Ride attraction, generously considered to be the best nearby attraction at Disneyland
Majordomo Toad's Uncultivated Ride
November 29, 2010
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Majordomo Toad was said to be the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you make believe that you are him, smashing into Toad Hall, starting riots in the area, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the United States!
- Warning: through no fault of their own, massively excitable children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, and may chug if you don't let them.
- If you are at the park with Cinderella fans or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent character autograph place.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to participate.
- Youngest guest must be at least 55" tall.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from ankle, spinal, liver, leg, or ribcage problems or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- The law requires you to maintain your head and glasses away from the attraction at significant times.
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