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The Major Toad's Largely Random Ride attraction during repairs
Major Toad's Largely Random Ride
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 31, 1960
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 66 minutes
Description
Major Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, crashing into Toad Hall, speeding through the vicinity, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in Walt Disney World!
Touring Recommendations
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Before visiting this attraction, find something more exciting.
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