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Above: Scrooge Mcduck's storybook-terrifying photo of Maharani Toad's Ungainly Ride
Maharani Toad's Ungainly Ride
January 21, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Maharani Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst unicyclist in Disneyland. On this attraction, you imagine that you are her, demolishing Toad Hall, upsetting the neighborhood, polluting the air, and even braving the flames of the ground!
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum IQ 80.
- Unborn infants can ride.
- Strollers will be easily mangled by this attraction's cast members.
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