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Above: The Maharajah Toad's Disorderly Ride attraction at midday
Maharajah Toad's Disorderly Ride
January 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
24 minutes (or 46 minutes in metric)
Maharajah Toad is famous as the worst long-haul trucker in Disneyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, crushing Toad Hall, waking the vicinity, avoiding your bar tab, and even making a Dionysian journey into the yard!
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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