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The Madame Toad's Wild Vacation attraction, monstrously considered to be the worst discounted attraction at Disneyland
Madame Toad's Wild Vacation
March 16, 2009
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Madame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst jogger in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you play that you are her, destroying Toad Hall, speeding through the area, scaring a horse, and even finding your way to the sky!
- If traveling with head lice, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, it's recommended that you look for something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to wait all alone at the exit for their family.
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