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The Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, privately pleasing in the shrouded sunlight
Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme
September 22, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Madame Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst bicycle messenger in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, shattering Toad Hall, waking the neighborhood, ruining your fireplace, and even finding your way to Marceline Missouri!
- If it's your birthday, other guests may point at you.
- After riding this attraction, look for something that doesn't involve weapons.
Policies and Notices
- Attraction may be too boring for young wimps.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- The letters in "Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme" can be scrambled to spell "St 'wheaoaedarlyd Mm Idm."
- This attraction is technically a prequel to the Toad Training Academy attraction.
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