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Photo: The Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction as seen from the top of Camelot
Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme
April 30, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Time-wasting service animals
Madame Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in the sky. On this attraction, you infer that you are him, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the area, wasting fossil fuel, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the grid!
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to just walk past this attraction at least once so you can say that you did.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 43".
- Unborn infants may particularly want to not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, punk haircuts, or intestinal or lung complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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