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Photo: The Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme attraction, which recently celebrated its mysterious anniversary
Madame Toad's Wild Rhyme
July 26, 1968
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Madame Toad is genetically predisposed to be the worst pedestrian in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, riding roughshod through Toad Hall, speeding through the province, ruining your fireplace, and even braving the flames of Spain!
- If traveling with distant relatives, don't sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 47".
- Maximum IQ 85.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities or heart complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No dancing or blogging permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your loose articles and balloons away from the cast members at most times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, riders are required to purchase precision waivers.
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