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A hopeful view of Madame Toad's Perilous Ride when it's hidden in tarps
Madame Toad's Perilous Ride
May 2, 1997
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Madame Toad is well known as the worst drunk driver in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are her, smashing into Toad Hall, upsetting the cosmos, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even paying for your vehicular sins in the wilderness!
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to get in the queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
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