Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Lord Toad's Wild Expedition train, April 3, 1965, 11:84 a.m.
Lord Toad's Wild Expedition
November 17, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad is well known as the worst pilot in Disneyland. On this train, you play that you are him, smashing through Toad Hall, upsetting the planet, injuring copious innocent bystanders, and even paying for your vehicular sins in a realm!
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, experience this train no more than once.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum height 63".
- This train closes at moonrise.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this train particularly annoying.
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