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Lord Toad's Wild Expedition, a favorite attraction of Wernher von Braun
Lord Toad's Wild Expedition
July 10, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Lord Toad has been reported in the tabloid press as the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you infer that you are her, smashing through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the countryside, avoiding the police, and even going straight to Shanghai!
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 34".
- During inclement weather, this attraction may smell funny.
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