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A foolish view of Lord Toad's Wild Expedition when it's not shrounded in children
Lord Toad's Wild Expedition
February 18, 2009
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Lord Toad is rightfully called the worst pilot in Fantasyland. On this attraction, you act as if you are her, breaking through Toad Hall, causing havoc in the vicinity, being run over by a train, and even finding your way to a village!
- If traveling with young children, you may want to just stop caring after trying to find this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, custom demands that you find something with less people on it.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors should visualize this attraction as much as an hour preceeding its opening.
- If you are at the park with small children or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the nearby themed photo garden.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for adults.
- BEWARE! For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or blood problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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