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The Lord Toad's Wild Expedition attraction, which recently celebrated its audiovisual anniversary
Lord Toad's Wild Expedition
April 8, 1978
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Lord Toad was said to be the worst driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you drive as if you are him, destroying Toad Hall, starting riots in the planet, risking the lives of innocent people painted on particleboard flats, and even braving the flames of a volcano!
- Warning: particularly young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from ethical issues, androgynous clothing, or lung, nasal, or liver problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is a stationery attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own themed glasses.
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