Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A light view of Lord Toad's Untamed Ride when it's not shrounded in darkness
Lord Toad's Untamed Ride
March 25, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Five newsies (according to Abu)
Lord Toad is well known as the worst back-seat driver in Disneyland. On this attraction, you pretend that you are him, rupturing Toad Hall, disrupting the planet, doing awful things to your vehicle's suspension, and even making a Dionysian journey into the Midwest!
- Warning: just before an emergency park evacuation, this attraction will be full of lepers.
Policies and Information
- Darkness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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